The Chosen One

Rob Schneider

Paul

Steve Buscemi

Neal

Holland Taylor

Ruth

Peter Riegert

Bob

Brandon Molale

Cop # 1

George Dzundza

Norman

Samantha Smith

Christine

Marcus Giamatti

Freddy

Sanny van Heteren

Waitress

Keri Randles

Lily

Kent Shocknek

Newscaster

Michael Yami

Mr. Nakamuri